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thedailywhat:

Lunch Links:

• Oldest death row inmate dies waiting to die.

• Utah state senator proposes eliminating 12th grade to save money.

• Old and Busted: The dog ate my homework. New Hotness: My Sluggish Cognitive Tempo Disorder was flaring up.

• Teen graffiti tagger loses right leg in subway accident.

• Coolest grandma ever fends off shark attack with her fists.

• What’s In A Name: Teddy McHuggin hugs 7,777 people over the course of 24 hours in world record breaking attempt.

• 4-year-old stroke victim inspired by duck learns how to walk.

• I, for one, welcome our new five-foot-long Japanese spider crab overlords.

• Better Know A Dead Person: Doug Fieger, lead singer of The Knack, dead at 57. Also: Author Dick Francis, at 89.

• Lunch List: 18 Bacon Wrapped Foods.

[eatliver.]

I need a ninja hole in my office. That is so pimpin’!