October 2010
2 posts
Simon Cowell looks like he’s permanently enjoying the smell of his own fart.
Oct 23rd
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Tory cu_ts
Oct 20th
June 2010
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Jun 8th
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I made a World Cup spotify playlist for your ears
World Cup 2010 Come on England!
Jun 8th
May 2010
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April 2010
3 posts
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Labour's proposed 'stroll' on National Insurance
Apologies to anyone not interested in the UK elections but I’m about to get all political on yo’ ass… The Tories and some papers keep going on about these well known business leaders who have come out against Labour’s proposed ‘hike’ in National Insurance. Surely this isn’t surprising, it would cost them a fortune! I’m sure as big earners...
Apr 20th
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Kick-Ass: Don't be fooled by the hype... the Daily... →
Who says the Daily Mail don’t have a sense of humour? Check out this satirical review they gave ‘Kick-Ass’ lampooning the media’s response to films like ‘A Clockwork Orange’ and ‘The Exorcist’ 30 or 40 years ago. http://bit.ly/a1UELA Funniest bits: “This crime against cinema is twisted, cynical, and revels in the abuse of childhood” ...
Apr 19th
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February 2010
17 posts
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Self-help guide strangely reminiscent for anyone who saw the film Up In The Air. bit.ly/dewNE6
Feb 17th
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Lolz out to all my new followers
As a welcome to all my new followers (thanks again thefrogman) I’ve created some lolz based on my two great loves Modern Warfare 2 and Father Ted. Enjoy!
Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
Cool Guys Don't Look At Explosions
True.
Feb 7th
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Unanswered Question about Doogie Howser MD
What did Doogie do when he came across a sexy illness? Surely it’d be inappropriate for him to be cupping some 45 year old, obese man’s balls. #UnansweredDoogieHowserQuestions
Feb 5th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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Original Star Wars, pre-Special Edition CGI
Finally. I’ve found the original version of Star Wars before George Lucas got his grubby CGI all over it…. wait a second … this isn’t how I remember it. Come back Special Editions! All is forgiven!
Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
Feb 3rd
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Charlie Brooker - how to make a news report
Feb 2nd
Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
January 2010
26 posts
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Jan 30th
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Jan 28th
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Gizmodo's Liveblog on the Apple tablet press... →
The missing link between iPhone and laptop … And it looks swweeeeetttt!
Jan 27th
Modern Man
When confronted with new technology I get the urge to fidget. That’s how I cut my finger off whilst trying to find the widget. .
Jan 25th
Jan 25th
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Empire State of Mind
Don’t you just hate it when you take your piano all the way to Times Square and then realise you’ve forgotten your stool! Happens to me all the time.
Jan 25th
rickyv: I wonder if we call it a BLT because we’d feel bad asking for a “bacon sandwich.”
Jan 25th
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How to Cut and Paste - Thirties Edition
OMFG, DJ Yoda has made another How to Cut and Paste mix-tape! … and this time it’s the Thirties Edition! Want Thirties swing mixed with big Jungle sounds? Want Louis Armstrong singing about cheesecake over a hip-hop beat? Look no further! Love it… although not as much as the Eighties Edition.
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 22nd
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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100 cheesiest movie quotes of all time
via hh1edits on Youtube
Jan 22nd
Four Lions: Chris Morris' long-awaited film
If this clip is anything to go by, Chris Morris’ long-awaited film ‘Four Lions’ is going to be hilarious. Coupled with ‘In the Loop’, ‘Borat’ and the Axis of Comedy that is Sean Pegg, Nick Frost and J Edgar Wright it’s been a good few years for British comedy in the film industry and I’m hopeful that this will continue. Chris Morris’s...
Jan 22nd
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Avatar the new Star Wars? Leave it to the kids to...
So, Avatar has defied some people’s expectations and turned out to be pretty damn good. Even the usually blockbuster averse UK film critic Mark Kermode has conceded that he quite liked it (even if he thinks that 3D is unnecessary). Avatar’s been praised for it’s technologically perfect CGI and has impressed with it’s ‘as good as it gets’ 3D. The blue cat-monkey...
Jan 19th
The floor falls out of the weight loss market.... →
As a New Year’s resolution I joined weight watchers. Thank god I’m doing it online!
Jan 15th
Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Ooo look at that Bandwagon! I think I'll jump on...
May I be the millionth person to suggest you should look out for the music of the following people: Delphic The XX Ellie Goulding (this year’s Little Boots, apparently. Except not shit) Whilst I’m sat on this Bandwagon may I also suggest that Avatar was spectacular but story wasn’t great. It was just Pocahontas with giant blue smurfs. The 3D was the best I’ve seen...
Jan 12th
Jan 10th
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Do you know how police in films will take their...
I sometimes try and do the same with my contact lenses but it doesn’t quite have the same effect.
Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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